I personally have never encountered such and event. I count my many blessings that is number one count my many blessings I see what God has done. (that line works if you sing it to part of the song as well.) However, from the stories circulating around Lone Peak about the 700 hall, I am surprised that there aren't more pregnant women at Lone Peak (that last statement was an exaggeration, Lone Peak is not Pleasant Grove High). I choose not to walk down the 700 hall because I prefer to be chased (play on words) until I am caught by someone who doesn't have black everything, including all but not restricted to; hair, eye make-up (regardless of gender), fingernails (also regardless of gender), shirt, which usually includes some skulls and devil signs all over them, pants with 100 tons of chains clanking on the floor, pants which usually hang somewhere between the bottom of the butt and the ankles, 10 year old skater shoes, socks, and if they are real emo's they have black gloves with the tip of the fingers cut off so you can see the "Hot Topic" brand fingernail polish.
The sad thing is these people move on out of high school, you think that they would go somewhere like Utah University, or SUU, however, from word of mouth they somehow weasel their way into Gods chosen school. BYU. I don't know how they (PDA-ers in general) get in because you must go through a series very rigorous ecclesiastical interviews. Unless they lie to get into Gods chosen school, which is massive amounts of irony.
Now once these PDA-ers are down at Gods chosen school they don't really try to hide the fact that they just love to make-out with anything that walks. For a hypothetical example, say it is the day to move your stuff into on campus housing. You open your door excited to see the 40 year old cinderblock walls with nothing interesting in the entire shed, I mean apartment, instead the first thing you see is a large blob underneath a blanket just blobbing about. You wonder to yourself, "what on earth could that possibly be?" Unfortunately, the second that thought has passed through your mind the blanket is off. Unfortunately it is not a person cut in half, or a bunnyrabbit jumping out of a top hat, instead it is to people who seem to be wrestling. But again unfortunately they are opposite gender (maybe fortunately, depends on how you look at it). You are disgusted but have no other option but to endure the next year of the freshman year down at Gods chosen school. Perhaps that is what God meant when he said Endure to the end.
Another example of Gods chosen PDA-ers. This one comes from the worlds best history teacher. This teacher, we will give him a code name of Scott, is walking down the sidewalk at BYU, in the distance he sees a "blob". His curiosity gets him and he walks closer. The blob is two people doing something similar to this picture.
(inappropriate I know, but imagine not expecting it!)
He then proceeded to tell the class how it was like when children to the swing, two kids on one swing. "The Spider" as he calls it. He then ended the story telling us that it was one of the students siblings.
In conclusion, if you read this and you are a PDA-er, I hope I have changed your life for the better. And if you find out that you are going out with a "spider-man" make sure you smash him with a giant sized newspaper.
